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WHY MEN PEE STANDING UP :-)
It seems that God was just about done creating the Universe but he found
that he had two things left in his bag of creations. He decided to
divide
them between Adam and Eve. He called the couple before him and told them
that the first thing he had to bestow was the ability to stand while
urinating. "It's a very handy thing to be able to do," God
told them. "I
was wondering whether either of you wanted that ability."
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd
love to be
able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh
please, oh
please, oh please, let me have that! It'd be so great! When I'm
working in
the Garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly.
It'd be so cool! I could write my name in the sand. Oh please,
God - let
it be me you give that gift to! Let me stand and pee! Oh
please..."
On and on Adam went, very like an excited little boy who had to pee.
Eve
just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should
have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy,
and
she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability.
And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position.
He was ecstatic, and he celebrated by wetting down the bark on the tree
nearest him, laughing with delight all the while.
"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers.
"What's left in
here? Oh yes... brains..."