"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors they would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

Q : What must a woman do when a man is running around in circles?

A : Reload and keep on shooting.

Q : Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?

A : Because it only attacks the brain.

Q : What do you call an intelligent, good looking,  sensitive man?

A: A rumor

Q : A couple are lying in bed. The man says "I am  going to make you the happiest woman in the world"

A : The woman says : "I will surely miss you"