"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the
shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors they would think if I mowed the lawn
like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
Q : What must a woman do when a man is running around in circles?
A : Reload and keep on shooting.
Q : Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?
A : Because it only attacks the brain.
Q : What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
Q : A couple are lying in bed. The man says "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
A : The woman says : "I will surely miss you"