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Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought
they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math,
history,and logic.
“What’s logic?” the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed
eater?”
“I sure do.”
“Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the
professor.
“That’s real good!” said the redneck.
The professor continued, “Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard,
you also own a house.”
Impressed, the redneck said, “Amazing!”
“And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.”
“That’s Betty Mae! This is incredible!” The redneck was catching on.
“Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual,” said the professor.
“You’re absolutely right! Why that’s the most fascination’ thing I
ever
heard! I can’t wait to take that logic class!”
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the
hallway where his friend was still waiting. “So what classes are ya
takin’?”
asked the friend.
“Math, history, and logic!” replied the first redneck.
“What in tarnation is logic?” asked his friend.
“Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?” asked the first
redneck.
“No,” his friend replied.
“You’re queer, ain’t ya?”