A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectal   deodorant.  The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they   don't sell rectal deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the   pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a  regular basis, and  would like some more. 

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." 

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?" asked the Pharmacist.  

"YES!", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."  

She returns with the container and hands it to  the pharmacist who looks at  it and says to her, "This is  just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container  back and reads out loud from  the   container......

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."