How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

What is the Blonde's cheer?
"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B..L..O..N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
In case she locks the keys in her car.

Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 3 months?
Because on the box it said, "From 2-4 years."

Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink?
That's where you're supposed to wash vegatables!

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
Far-from-thinkin

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh look! Donut seeds!"


Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.


What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
She moved.

Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death  in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".